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Compared to what Samirah had been through, this riot was a blessing. This is what she was meant to do. Stalk through a city, fingers caressing a trigger, fighting a clear enemy. To save people and fight evil. Being paid for it was just icing on the cake. In her other hand was the stun baton. It filled her hand perfectly, and thrummed with power whenever she used it. Samirah had been striking people with it as much as firing her gun. After all, as a fantasy aficionado, it wasn’t hard to figure out what it meant when a tiny lizard crawled inside somebody’s head. That shit was basic. She turned a corner and caught a glimpse of stee

Edvin’s day began with his hopes and dreams being crushed. They had finally set a firm concert date that would work around the match schedule. A performance at last. But instead he had been jostled awake and brought to a gathering of all the remaining contestants and champions. Even with thirty seconds to get ready, he could console himself with the fact that he was the best dressed person in the room. He had grown used the disappointment of never being allowed to perform since he arrived. Every opportunity had been ruined, by the organizers strangely enough. Back on Earth, the organizers did everything in their power to make their even

It didn’t matter that Larua was trapped away from her fairy sisters. It didn’t matter that the shouting mob was thundering closer to her hiding spot in the crevice of a tree. It certainly didn’t matter that she had messed with the strings of fate again (Titania would never find out anyway). ”All that matters is that this isn’t my fucking fault.”  The Death Fairy thought to herself. She dared to peek out of the oaken cranny that had sheltered her for the last fifteen minutes. Her tiny hands curled around the rough bark as she blew her floating hair out of the way. The entire forest was alive with yellow f

The Cipher had, at most, fifteen minutes before it happened. The mission was on short notice as is. The Cipher knew the matchups that would be posted tomorrow, and he knew the Champions would try a spell tonight. They would also botch it horribly. ”I may die because some kids couldn’t wave their magic wands right.”  He thought as he looked at the second floor window from his rooftop vantage point. It was cold, but that was minor. It was windy, but that would keep his scent away. No, the worst part of this mission was monitoring the brats. The targets bickered about the most trivial garbage possible with barely a break to b

Pox sat at what must have been the strongest table in the Zones. That was the only explanation for how it supported the dozens of dishes that covered its surface. To stretch his disbelief further, a bright-haired, cute young girl slammed down another serving of pancakes. Just seeing the stack in front of him made his stomach scream in protest. This was already his fourth serving, every free space in his gut taken up by breakfast foods. Even so, he strained his belly against the edge of the table to reach over and grab a few more. Because it was delicious, because it was made by a cute girl and because if he didn’t do so fast, the other

-Name: Edvin Falk -Appearance: A remarkably attractive man standing at around 5’10”. His most distinctive feature is his shoulder-length, thick, yellow-blonde hair. Individual strands of it have sold online for large sums of money. His build is thin but lightly toned, most of it developed through his rigorous dance practices. His outfits are much more interesting. They are typically suit variants, incorporating jewels bedazzled into patterns, large amounts of glitter, and a V neck. In absence of these patterns, the suit will incorporate military fashion. For inspiration, look at the more tame outfits of Elton John, the designs u

“...And we’re back. Today we’ve spoken with Senators, talked to an aspiring wizard and listened to your votes on what should be done about this new dimension we’ve discovered, but now we’re going to talk to the one who started it all. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, the rumors were true. Edvin Falk will be joining us on this special, live edition of “The Weekly Wondershow”. The interviewer announced as Edvin strode out of the waiting room, waving to his fans and smiling. Edvin took note that the interviewer maintained the same level of energy when announcing Edvin as they did when they intro